Incredulously, finding a YouTube clip of this by searching for "Arnold Schwarzenegger Speedo" only procured some recent clips of Arnie bathing on a beach, so savour this above image of the man in all his spandex glory. Ahead of the brilliantly ultra-violent finale to Commando, Arnie has to reach the island by rowing a small dingy from a sea-plane, which provides him with an adequate excuse, of course, to strip down to a small Speedo, before arriving at the island and gearing himself up for the war ahead (complete with some absolutely ridiculous camouflage). Like the handshake from Predator, this is an instance of Arnie being so manly that he skirts right past the whole homoerotic tone of the scene and all the way back around again to become extraordinarily manly. It's like those guys who are so straight they can knit; Arnie is so straight he can pull off rowing a dinky dingy in a skimpy Speedo.