The first time we meet Wade Wilson in the first of the origin flashback sequences, he turns up in some random guy's apartment where he's been awaiting the arrival of a pizza delivery guy. Emerging from a bathroom and threatening the random guy - Gavin - who has no reason to be involved in this little ambush, we get the following hilarious exchange. Wade: "I will kill your cat." Gavin: "I don't have a cat." Wade: "...then whose kitty litter did I just sh*t in?" It's so off-the-wall random and crazy that you can't help but laugh. You could probably just watch a whole film of Wade Wilson doing his charity favours for the poor and downtrodden and it would still be one of the most entertaining movies to be released this year.