Quint over at Ain't It Cool News has read the script for Rob Zombie's utterly pointless remake of "Halloween." And it turns out to be everything any fan of the original feared most. Quint reports that the first 40 pages of the script involve little Mikey Myers and his screwed up family, giving the Shape a backstory just like Zombie promised. Funny ... I have watched the original around 30 times, and never once wanted to know what Myers made with his Erector Set as a child. I guess that's because Myers, who was called "The Shape" in the original script, doesn't need a backstory; he is the fucking BOOGEYMAN. With all of the killing of innocent people in the world, why are people like Zombie allowed to live? I have only one recourse: Dear Rob Zombie,Tonight I pray to God that you are stricken with terminal, inoperable colon cancer the day after this picture is wrapped. That way, the last things you will ever hear will be the screams of derisive laughter from the millions you've offended as you die an agonizing death.And while God would normally blanch at such a request, I'm sure even he can appreciate the brilliance upon which you shit so ignorantly. You're dead meat, you dumbass son of a bitch.Hate,Ray Like Quint said at the end of his script review ... "You can play around with a lot of things... setting, style, camera movement and certain characters, but to mess with Michael Myers as a movie monster is unforgivable." Amen, brotha.