EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity
Vicky - Halloween (2018)
A pal of Allyson Nelson's, Vicky has to spend Halloween night babysitting Julian Morrisey rather than partying with her friends. And when Julian interrupts Vicky's make-out session with her boyfriend Dave, the youngster is adamant that the boogeyman is in his closet.
Sure enough, Julian is 100% telling the truth, with Michael Myers standing behind the closet door when Vicky goes to check.
To her initial credit, Vicky at first puts up a decent fight, launching a wooden chair at Michael. Some of that credit goes out of the window, though, when she slips over because of her socks, which allows Michael to stab her a couple of times, killing her in the process. Vicky's boyfriend Dave also gets killed by Michael, but that happens off-screen, and all we see is his corpse pinned to a wall a few minutes later.
The Unnamed Driver - Rob Zombie's Halloween II
For such an incredibly minor character, this guy got quite the thorough kill sequence in Zombie's Halloween II.
This comes at a time when Annie Brackett has been killed, and Laurie Strode has fled from the Brackett House with Michael Myers in tow. When Laurie manages to flag down a passing car, it looks like she might have found herself a lift out of here.
Alas, Michael soon arrives, attacks the unnamed driver, smashes him through the car windshield, and then rolls that car over and down into a ditch, where it explodes into flames with the poor fella inside.
Deputy Charlie - Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
You have to feel sorry for Deputy Charlie, for he's forced at gunpoint by Sam Loomis to go ahead with a plan of using Jamie Lloyd as bait for her uncle. So, not only does Charlie have to see a young girl traumatised further, but he also knows that, yep, there's a solid 99% chance that Michael Myers will be turning up shortly.
And that's exactly what happens.
Despite Charlie and Jamie's attempts to get out of a bedroom window at the Myers House, and despite Charlie firing off several shots at Michael, the Shape gets a rope around the Deputy's head and hangs him from that same bedroom window.