After Christian brings Ana back to his home after her drunken night out, the two are chatting as Anastasia begins to wolf down the toast that Christian made her. Cue an outrageously funny scene in which Christian talks sexy to Ana while jumping onto the bed, leaning forward like a snake and taking a bite out of her toast. It's clearly meant to be sexy and seductive, but it's more amusing than anything, aided entirely by the fact that Dornan plays it completely seriously. How Johnson kept a straight face is anyone's guess: it's nothing short of a cinematic miracle.