Men In Black 4 Announced: 10 Ways To Make It Not Suck

By Matthew Murray /

8. No Passing The Torch

This is so, so important. I am one of those rare people who enjoyed Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (don€™t crucify me), but there€™s one thing in that movie that even I couldn€™t stomach - Shia LaBeouf being pushed as Young Indy. People love to see brand new, fresh faced heroes. We don€™t like to see brand new, fresh faced actors impersonating the ones we already love. Time and time again I€™ve read arguments on message boards as to why Ghostbusters 3 will fail if they take this route. People don€™t want to see their heroes imitated and badly replicated. We are fond of them. Fans are like diamonds, they don€™t bend for anyone. They will never, ever accept young actors filling in for their favourite characters. The more pressing problem for Ghostbusters 3 is getting it made in the first place. But in the case of Men In Black 4, the circumstances required for a passing of the torch are falling into place. Aging lead actor? Check. Long running franchise? Check. Premise wearing thin? Check. If it hasn€™t already been considered, it€™s only a matter of time. There are plenty of ways they could do it too. A new agent is brought on board and Agent J slips into the role of Agent K. Or we are introduced to a brand new pair of MIB agents who aid our protagonists in their latest adventure. God forbid we get some sort of €˜the agents have kids€™ storyline. I can already imagine some snarky producer marching Josh Hutcherson in as Agent K€™s long lost grandson or something...could it get any worse? Well actually...