Billed as an 'erotic thriller', its difficult to imagine that anybody could become particularly aroused by such an interminably dull movie. However, it does boast one of the finest efforts in what shall be referred to as the 'Classic Cage Quartet'; Ridiculous accent? Check. Questionable facial hair? Check. Overacted freakout? Damn right. Laughably distracting hair? Oh yes. Both looking and sounding like a hipster pirate, Zandalee may well have been the first time that the actor really dialed the Nic Caginess up to way past eleven. After watching him go crazy in an art studio, that culminates with the actor smearing himself in black paint as he makes unsettling growling noises, suddenly the goatee-and-hair combo doesn't seem quite so ridiculous.