Ranking EVERY James Bond Henchman From Worst To Best

79. Elvis (Quantum Of Solace, 2008)

If there was a flaw in Daniel Craig's grandiose debut Casino Royale, it was that the traditional henchmen weren't exactly up to scratch. Such focus was placed on the enigmatic Le Chiffre and the cryptic Mr White that there was little time to spare on the loyal lackeys that, while second fiddle to the villains, represent a key facet of any Bond adventure.

If Quantum of Solace aimed to right that wrong, then... it surely failed. Then again, with a henchman like Elvis, it's hard to say they were trying at all.

Elvis is Dominic Greene's right-hand man - though no one knows why. Where Oddjob gave us an iconic bowler, this bowl-haired nincompoop is frequently humiliated and literally gets his pants blown off at the film's climax.

Known among diehards for his total lack of presence and unknown by most movie-goers for precisely the same reason, Elvis spends most of his time following Greene around in the unenviable position of propping up an already mediocre antagonist.

You might say the unfortunate underling provides some comic relief, but the only laugh he gets from the audience is when he's being tripped up on a stairwell by Bond Girl Strawberry Fields - resulting in him wearing a ridiculous neck brace. Tee-hee, we titter. Tee Hee, this guy ain't.