Shang-Chi: Every Main Character Ranked From Worst To Best

12. Soo & John

While it's certainly a stretch to call this pair main characters, they just about make the cut because they actually made prominent appearances in two relatively lengthy scenes.

In case the names aren't familiar to you, Soo and John (Stephanie Hsu and Kunal Dudhekar) are the friends of Shang-Chi (Simu Liu) and Katy (Awkwafina) who they meet at a bar both at the beginning and again at the end of the movie.

In the first scene, Soo holds nothing back in firmly judging the pair's lack of direction in life, which pays off in the later scene when Wong (Benedict Wong) shows up to prove their world-saving stories correct.

Aside from being the butt of a funny joke at the end of the movie, they're pretty detestable, judg-y fools as characters go, as was clearly the intent. Shang-Chi and Katy deserve so, so much better.