Spectre: 9 Simple Fixes That Would've Made It Awesome

By Tom Nicholson /

6. Work In A Moment Where It Became Clear That Swann Fancied Bond A Bit

The big wobble which very nearly completely unbalanced the second half of the film was the sense that Madeleine Swann simply wasn€™t very convincingly into Bond at all, despite her sudden protestations to that effect. She just plops herself down for dinner on the train and is suddenly a bit giggly and come-hither-ish. Maybe she had sunstroke or something. It€™s a pretty massive switcheroo to have her telling Bond, €œIf you come near me, I€™ll kill you€, and then about 18 hours later, through the magic of destroying some furniture on a train and killing a massive bloke, have her declaring that she loves the guy. That in turn made the On Her Majesty's Secret Service-style ride into the sunset at the end feel pretty insubstantial and a little forced. It could€™ve done with a little more badinage, some sly nods and winks here and there, even a bit of emotional vulnerability from one or both parties. Lea Seydoux works brilliantly as a Bond girl - it's just that she wasn't really given enough in the script to really show the slow drift toward fancying Bond which we were meant to assume she'd experienced.