Spider-Man: Homecoming - 20 Best One-Liners

By Jack Pooley / July 9, 2017

9. "I Can't Lose Another Kid On A Field Trip"

Following the Washington Monument incident, news footage shows Martin Starr's teacher Mr. Harrington freaking out, exclaiming, "I can't lose another kid on a field trip, not again!", complete with an awkward zoom in on his panicked face.

The obvious implication, of course, is that poor Mr. Harrington has suffered through the death of a prior student on a field trip. It's a surprisingly dark joke for a plucky, naive, optimistic Spider-Man movie, but totally works within its own context, thanks to Starr's hilarious delivery and, again, that cringe-worthy zooming.

Fingers crossed that Starr is back for the next movie. Whatever it takes.