Spider-Man: Homecoming - 20 Best One-Liners

By Jack Pooley / July 9, 2017

17. "Penis Parker!"

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Flash Thompson may have been re-imagined as a smug rich preppy kid in Homecoming, but that didn't put him above making some puerile wise-cracks.

Early on, he's shown driving past Peter and calling out to him the most rudimentary of insults, "Penis Parker!"

Still, it's totally realistic for the age group, and Flash takes this gag to the next level during Liz's party later in the movie, performing a call and response with the party's guests, "I say penis, you say Parker!"

Considering that the lunk-headed jock cliche isn't really relevant to the high school experience in 2017, it's refreshing to see a Marvel movie of all things engage with how society has changed since the Raimi films.