Hear us out. Jar Jar Binks is an abomination, we can all agree on that. But ever since we saw Ani: A Parody, the Star Wars musical comedy that premiered this past summer in Chicago, we've been feeling a tad more sympathetic to the poor little Gungan. At the very least, he deserves a chance to redeem himself. We would love to see a wise, aged Senator Binks who now has a full understanding of exactly what he has done to the universe. And regrets everything. Picture a serious, elderly Gungan looking at Luke Skywalker from across the table, drinking a strong cocktail, saying, "Meesa only did what Meesa did with the bestest of intentions, okieday?" Alright, clearly this has a very slim chance of happening, considering how much hate Lucas has received for creating Jar Jar in the first place, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be crazy awesome if it did.