Sylvester Stallone: 5 Awesome Performances And 5 That Sucked
1. Sgt. Joe Bomowski - Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
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If you havent seen this film, close your Internet browser now, shut down the computer, smash the computer into a thousand pieces, and put the remains in a bath of acid, oh and cancel your broadband just in case, because even me telling you a few short details will make your life just that little bit worse. Stallone is cop Joseph Bomowski whose doddery elderly mother comes to stay with him. But, and youll never believe this, she starts interfering in his cases with hilarious results. Yes, a Stallone comedy, two words that go together as well as peaches and anthrax. And it climaxes, youll never guess, with Joe shouting the title of the film. It feels like they shot the film and then wrote a script afterwards. The characters arent so much badly drawn, as scribbled on a back of a cereal box with a crayon made out of earwax, by a gibbon. Im sorry if this sounds like Im going over the top, but Im hoping I can save at least one of you from enduring 88 minutes of this utter tosh. One of the worst films in the entire solar system...a flatworm could write a better script...in some countries running the movie on TV has lowered the birth rate to zero said the highly perceptive, yep youve guessed it, Sylvester Stallone. Sly is probably the only one who found the film funny, but thats because it took a shedload at the box office the very definition of a bad joke. I feel dirty having just written these last 5, so let me know below your choices or thoughts below, and we'll treat it as some form of group therapy.