2. Remember that Both Stewart and Pattinson Are Now Totally Available
However, if you're convinced that there's no one else for you other than Bella or Edward, take solace in the fact that they're both now available. Now, certainly don't celebrate that they've split as a couple, because that's indecent. Just remember, as you're lovingly gazing into their eyes through the screen that both of them are totally single right now and, if you were famous, you could totally go for it. Now, I don't think you should stalk them. Don't stalk Robert Pattinson, because as we've seen in the movies, he's sensationally fast and has an acute sense of hearing, so you probably wouldn't get very far. And it's probable you won't be able to outstalk Kristen Stewart's Bella, so I wouldn't even try. If you must, chalk this one up to "Fantasy With Plausibility," because there's nothing that will cheer you up more watching the movies thinking, "Step aside, folks. It's my turn for some lovin'."