10 Bizarre Secret Alternate Costumes In Video Games

By Jess McDonell /

1. God Of War - Dairy Bastard

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I greatly appreciate Resi’s efforts on this list but our final spot has to go to the game that put the embodiment of rage into a cute little dairy cow costume and that’s God of War.

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Cast your mind back to a few entries ago when I told you that Kratos in a fish suit got his staple weapons swapped out for fishhooks. Well... it gets better.

For the Dairy Bastard costume, Kratos is given a couple gallons of whole milk to deliver smackdowns which, for those of us who are lactose intolerant, is frankly terrifying. While wearing the costume Kratos has the power of unlimited magic, and it doubles the value of any orbs Kratos obtains. It’s not all sunshine and roses, though, as your strength is reduced by 50%. Maybe it’s the udders?

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This one is unlocked by beating the Challenge of the Gods and I mean, look at him, you’re going to want to do that.