10 Disgusting Video Game Achievements You Should Be Ashamed Of

10. Turd Burglar - Duke Nukem Forever

Nobody plays a Duke Nukem game in the pursuit of good taste, though Duke Nukem Forever truly goes beyond the pale with its infamous "Turd Burglar" achievement.

The game begins with the player taking a leak in a urinal, but those inquisitive few who take a look around the bathroom might discover some, erm, excretory deposits left in a couple of the cubicles by some truly wretched folk.

For some God-forsaken reason, the game also gives you the option to pick up an oversized chunk of the poo, swiftly triggering the aforementioned achievement.

And if that's not fun enough for you, you can always throw the turd around the bathroom, prompting Duke to quip, "A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Duke Nukem Forever may have been a colossal disappointment in many ways, but at least it evidently mastered the dubious art of fecal throwing. The developers' energies were being channelled in all the right places, then...