Nothing was more disappointing then climbing off your beautiful, forty-six cannon stuffed pirate ship to go clamber on rocks and get stupidly lost in the jungle. But maybe exploring the shipwrecks at the bottom of the sea would make for a more worthy distraction. It was a least a bit more related to boats, right? Well aside from the awkward controls and the oh-my-god-they-dont-make-any-noise-eels, the only thing that could make this blue tinted nightmare any worse were the sharks. Apparently its easy to hide from them in seaweed which definitely wont get you killed if you try it in real life. But that doesnt matter because wherever you need to be will me the most open expanse around. Not only are these sharks fast, theyre ruthless to, and will keep bashing you head on until you die or make for the surface. Attenborough would be proud.