10 Hilarious Magic The Gathering Cards (That Weren't Unglued!)

10. Phelddagriff

This plump purple hippo hits the funny bone on several levels. Look at this pudgy periwinkle magical animal. How can you not at least grin as you cast this card and gaze into the eyes of this creature that artist Amy Weber has given birth to?

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There's fantasy art, and then there's fantastical art. You've cast it, it hits the table, everyone chuckles at it, now what? Being a legendary creature Phelddagrif can be your Commander! When playing in this specialized format you can let this hefty hippo hit the table multiple times! If you have to you can activate one of it's three abilities, each of which give one of your opponents a handy dandy boost!

Want Phelddagriff to take to the skies? One of your opponents gains some life! Need it to trample over some smaller bodies to get in for damage? One of your opponents gets a smaller adorable baby hippo! Need to return it to your hand to dodge a kill spell? An opponent gets to draw a bonus card! Play a Phelddagriff and you won't be the only one happy with it as you'll be spreading the smiles and laughs around the whole table.

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