10 Reasons Living In RPG World Would Suck
9. Fine China? What Fine China?
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Ever wanted to live in the Kingdom of Hyrule and perhaps have a fine set of royal dinner plates? Forget it then as Link has a vendetta against all things porcelain. I always found it rather weird that you can go into peoples houses and break vases or cut up their fields of grass without a single person having a problem. I know Links supposed to be the saviour of the kingdom and all but the last thing I want when Im sitting down to breakfast is to have him break in and destroy all my bowls. Its not just in Legend of Zelda that the heroes love to break other peoples items, oh lordie lord no. In Mass Effect Shepard loves to fire upon crates merely to get at the enemies behind them regardless of said crates contents. Imagine popping into the Citadel shipping district one morning to pick up your Amazon order only to find that Commander Shepard destroyed the box merely because a Cerberus agent was hiding behind it. Hero of the Galaxy or not, youre out of pocket because of him. Perhaps sci-fi isnt your cup of tea though and youd rather live in Cyrodil? No worries, the Hero of the Empire will come into your house and jump all over the place and knock everything on the ground and theres nothing you can do about it. Maybe the destruction and theft of all your worldly objects is getting a tad annoying and you decide to take a swing at the Hero? Stop right there criminal scum.