10 Recent Gaming Trophies That Totally Trolled You

10. Beauty, Fitness, Mindfulness & Meditation - Goat Simulator 3

Goat Simulator 3's mere existence is basically an act of trolling the player, especially as developer Coffee Stain Studios never bothered to make Goat Simulator 2.

The surprisingly fun sequel spends most of its time mocking Ubisoft-esque open-world games, sending players on ridiculous fetch quests and making them do intentionally repetitious tasks in order to progress through the story.

And the developers' disdain of the modern gaming industry evidently extends to our tireless fascination with achievements, too, as best embodied by the "Beauty, Fitness, Mindfulness & Meditation" 'cheev.

This secret trophy can be unlocked by simply planting your hooves on a yoga mat inside the yoga studio and sitting through a whole yoga session. Yup, that's it.

It takes about five minutes to trigger, so you're best advised to go brew a cup of coffee, make a sandwich, or go to the bathroom to kill some time.

But if you do hang around and listen to the yoga instructor's hippy-dippy dialogue, it'll eventually transition into him suggesting that you actually won't get any tangible reward for standing still. In the final minute of the sit-down, he says:

"You've been sitting here for four minutes, thinking about you might get a little surprise, a little trophy for your wonderful game. A little token that you might be waiting for, for spending your precious time on this unique little thing. I don't know, because nothing matters, it doesn't matter what you get at the end. You might get nothing, you might get everything. So just think, be, accept yourself, and you will see it, you will be there. You will reach it, whatever it is you desire to reach."

And just then, as you hit the five-minute mark, the achievement pops. Glorious.