10 Video Game Achievements That Made You Say WHAT?!

10. Take 5 - Eat Lead: The Return Of Matt Hazard

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard may be a parody of stereotypically testosterone-fuelled action games, but its greatest lampooning of all might well lie in its thoroughly piss-taking set of achievements.

Developers Vicious Cycle Software clearly had a laugh tossing the player easy 'cheevs for literally just starting the game and watching the end credits without skipping them, but there's another, even easier one you'll naturally unlock while playing.

The "Take 5" achievement will pop the very first time you pause gameplay - literally all you have to do is hit pause at any time and the trophy is yours.

Given how almost everyone playing the game will hit pause periodically to go to the bathroom, grab snacks, answer the phone, or whatever, it's going to happen eventually, yet considering how mundane an activity pausing a game is, nobody ever expected to get a damn dopamine hit for it.

And yet in this case, Eat Lead absolutely has you covered.