10 Video Game Achievements That Mocked You For Playing Badly

By Jess McDonell /

7. Need Glasses - Bourne Conspiracy

High Moon Studios

Jason Bourne is a household name in the action hero world, and not a dude you want to be on the wrong side of. Of course, in the video game, that probably depends on who’s playing him.

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In 2008, High Moon Studios released Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy, a game based on the film version of The Bourne Identity that lets you be Matt Damon. Except your protagonist doesn’t look at all like Matt Damon because the actor found the shooter to be too violent.

In any case, there you are, decidedly not Matt Damon, but still taking on levels littered with bad dudes as a highly trained assassin.

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If you accidentally roleplay a Jason Bourne who might need to brush up on his CIA training, though, you could earn yourself the “Need Glasses” achievement.

This one is awarded to players who finish a mission with an accuracy score of 10% or less. To finish the mission you do actually have to kill the targets within, so you must have been pulling off a tonne of warning shots to get this one.

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Either that or you’re just really bad, and the game wants you to know it.