10 Video Game Easter Eggs Nobody Understands
10. The UFO & Talking Hippo - Hitman 3
The Hitman franchise hasn't ever shied away from including surreal and deranged Easter eggs, what with Hitman: Contracts famously allowing players to garotte a freakin' ghost on one level.
But while that at least made some contextual sense given that you were traipsing around the abandoned wing of a hotel, there's little explaining the appearances of a UFO and a damn talking hippo in Hitman 3.
In the Berlin level, you can find a piece of graffiti on a wall depicting a UFO with the number "1993" next to it. Take a picture of this, eliminate the mission targets, and then make your way to the gas station up the hill.
Here you can input 1993 on the nearby payhone, which will prompt a UFO to descend from the heavens and pick you up, ending the mission.
Beyond the fact that The X-Files started in 1993, it's completely insane that Agent 47 would get abducted by aliens and it never be referenced again.
But a somehow even weirder Easter egg is possible in the very same mission, as if you manage to grab the gold idol from the manager's office and place it on a chair out in the marshlands, a hippo will emerge from the dankness and start talking to you.
He'll say, among other things, "Don't dance the dance of death. Don't trust anyone. You are on your own. You always were, and you always will be."
It sounds more like it belongs in a Lars von Trier movie, honestly. Utterly horrifying and totally unexplainable.