10 Video Game Joke Characters That Are Secretly Deadly

10. Touch Me - Final Fantasy VII

The range of enemies you have to fight in Final Fantasy VII is quite insane. One moment you might be fighting a gargantuan demon or mech, and in the next, you're pitted against a couple of rainforest frogs.

However, just because the latter enemies are small and adorable, it doesn't mean they aren't dangerous.

Touch Me is a low-level monster resembling a tiny dancing frog. Despite its harmless appearance, it's considered to be one of Final Fantasy VII's most annoying and dangerous foes due to one ability that can render your entire squad completely unable to fight.

You see, although Touch Me has low stats, it can turn all your party members into frogs with equally pitiful skills. Not only that, the frogification spell called Frog Jab has 100% accuracy, meaning that once Touch Me uses it, nothing can save you from becoming a slimy amphibian.

On its own, Touch Me isn't much of a threat, but if you stumble upon two of them accompanied by another monster, the combination can put your entire squad six feet under.

It's the old philosophy of "If you can't beat them, make them as pathetic as you are."