10 Video Game Rewards That Were Profoundly Insulting

10. Philmobile 2000 - Ni No Kuni

Ni No Kuni is developer Level-5's collaboration with the beloved Studio Ghibli about a boy whisked into a magical parallel world. It's an old-school JRPG, and one of the best of a genre that rarely gets major releases like this anymore. It is expansive, very long, and there's a lot to do even after completing the main story.

Unfortunately, the stupid Philmobile 2000 makes those post-game challenges hardly seem worthwhile.

You'll first need to find a secret area occupied by the oddly terrifying bunny man known as The Conductor. He will send you on a series of bounty hunts - super powered versions of the game's various bosses. After completing 19 of these, you'll unlock the door to fight the game's secret boss, The Guardian Of Worlds.

As if beating the Guardian weren't enough, you then need to chase The Conductor down and pester him until he finally gives you your reward: A nifty little car.

However, since you've done every single thing in this 50+ hour RPG by this point, you don't really have anywhere to go. Maybe if the game had a New Game Plus that let you carry the vehicle over it'd be worth it - but it doesn't.