10 Video Game Weapons That Create Fates Worse Than Death

10. The Probe - Destroy All Humans!

Destroy All Humans has a large selection of weapons that could easily qualify as violations of the Geneva Conventions. Crypto's arsenal includes things like lightning rays that disintegrate people, beams that turn them into infectious zombies, and a flying saucer that is capable of destroying entire buildings.

However, the most horrifying weapon in the game isn't even technically a weapon, but rather a research tool used by Crypto to extract brain matter from unfortunate victims.

The aptly named "Anal Probe" helps Crypto gather human brains by entering a person's body through the back end, then traveling all the way to their brain, where it finally explodes and sends the victim's head high into the sky.

Of course, the game plays this gruesome process off as a joke, but let's be honest: if a green mass of energy was crawling through your intestines and then shooting out of your neck along with everything on top of it, you would be doing more than just running around grabbing your butt...