10 Videogame Holiday Destinations You Should Avoid

By Rob Young /

2. St. Mystere - Professor Layton & The Curious Village

We€™ve got no idea where this quaint little town is, so just getting there could be troublesome. Perhaps it€™s in France maybe? It does sound French. But everyone speak English. Who the hell knows? One thing€™s for certain though; if you don€™t care for puzzles, brainteasers and number problems, you won€™t enjoy your stay in St. Mystere. The local€™s bloody love a puzzle; obsessed, the lot of them. For unbeknownst tourists, this puzzle love-in the townspeople have can be very frustrating at times. You can€™t ask anyone for help without having a brainteaser thrust in your face. Just getting directions to your hotel or to a nearby restaurant can become quite the tiresome chore. Don€™t visit if you€™re in a hurry. And don€™t bring money with you either. St. Mystere has their own currency called Picarats, and there isn€™t a Bereau De Change around for miles. Luckily the townspeople are very clumsy and are forever dropping money all over the place, so you€™re rarely going to go short. There are some strange goings-on here though, like odd noises in the middle of the night emanating from the mysterious tower at the edge of town. And if you bump into a well-spoken Sherlock Holmes-looking chap and his smart-mouth Cockney child side-kick in a school uniform, best leave them be, they€™ve got a job to do. Plus you don€™t want to get caught up with a grown man who hangs around with a pre-pubescent boy who€™s clearly not his son.