12 Dirty Jokes Hidden In Your Favourite Video Games

12. Don't Thrust Deeply Into The Motherland! - Command & Conquer

The third entry in the Red Alert series of the Command & Conquer franchise is just as filled with camp and parody as any other game in the series. Replete with great lines such as Tim Curry's beautiful delivery of. "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism......SPACE!"

Then you have the Soviet faction's hammer tank that spouts solid lines like "Who's ready for a good pounding?" Also there's the fact that Japanese commando unit Yuriko will flash her panties if you kill her while she's moving.

But the 'creme de la creme' choice for this entry is Soviet General Krukov's chastisement between missions for you taking too long to rescue him. "While you were hiding behind your barricades in Leningrad, the enemy was thrusting deeply into the Motherland's tender nether regions!"