8. Chugging Several Bottles Of Alcohol Will Make You More Charismatic
Everyone knows that booze makes you stronger and smoother, at the cost of your intelligence. Really, alcohol isn't a hindrance at all. In fact, it's essential for long journeys when you don't have the strength to carry all your loot. With just a quick swig of whiskey, you'll be revitalised with enough strength to carry at least another ten pounds of guns and ammo. It's also essential for persuading other people to see your point of view, if you need just a little bit extra in the speech department. When you think about it, alcohol is every bit as necessary for survival as water and Nuka-Cola. Next time you're about to give a big speech, be sure to get hammered, you'll be to speak much more clearly. Before an intense workout, down a few bottles of scotch, that'll get you ready to bench press like a champ.