Han Solo is one of the coolest badasses in the galaxy, regardless of how much George Lucas wants to convince us that he didn't shoot first. The makers of Kinect Star Wars must not have heard about this. Instead they decided that the legendary smuggler could best be represented with a special song with an accompanying dance performed by the (digitised) man himself. If the horrendous, auto-tuned mess of a song doesn't get you then the frankly ridiculous sight of seeing Han Solo dance like he's auditioning to be the next Michael Jackson will. It's so bad it's almost hypnotic.