20 Problems Only A Fallout Gamer Will Understand

By Tom Butler /

12. If You See Someone Wearing Clothes You Like, You've Already Planned Their Murder

What's the most important objective in a Fallout game? Saving your father? Nah. Purifying the irradiated rivers and lakes? Nope. It's all about looking like the most hip, gorgeous vault dweller out there, no matter how many mountains of corpses need climbing.

11. It Still Feels Weird Having Accurate Weapons In FPS Games

One of the staples of the Fallout series is that your stats heavily influence everything, including how accurate you are with weapons. After hundreds of hours of getting used to missing mole rats at point blank rage, it feels like a decadent luxury to go to another FPS game and have weapons that actually hit their targets every time.

10. Three Dog Is Still Howling In Your Head

This one needs no explanation. "Hey nifty America, it's me, your President, John Hen-- Hahaa, gotcha! Three Dog here, how's everyone doin'?" NO THREE DOG YOU DIDN'T GET US, STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND PLAY BUTCHER PETE.