9. Losing At Every Game You Try To Play With Them Until You Win And They Have That Smug I Let You Win Look On Their Faces
Wow, baby. You won! Good job! I know! I cant believe it! The first time ever! I know, I know. You did good, babe. Yeah, I think Katana is my character. I should really start playing as her more often and wait a minute. You let me win that, didnt you? This is almost as insulting as naming an un-awsesome super badass character after you. Its like finding a golden ticket only to find out that its the one your SO found in the very first Wonka bar they opened. You want to smile and acknowledge that they were just trying to make you feel better, but at the same time you want to flip the table over because you actually thought, just for a second, that you had bested the best. And you didnt.