3. Mario & Luigi Main Characters: Mario & Luigi Star: Seth Rogen & Jonah Hill Why they should star: No-one can really say that they havent fascinated about Mario & Luigi being turned in to a live action, R Rated comedy about two out of work brother plumbers trying to get back their individual spouses from the cruel hands of a Vietnamese drug lord called Bowser. Oh..You havent? Well let me inform you that if Mario & Luigi was taken in this direction; Seth Rogen (Mario), and Jonah Hill, (Luigi) would be the perfect comedy brothers duo to make this both a comedy and bromance-tastic cinematic treat. Both heavy weights of the comedic world and both proving they can bring an emotional edge to a bromantic role (50/50 and Superbad respectively), this could be a shocking/no hold bars comedy that takes a different edge to the biggest selling franchise in history and these would be perfect stars to anchor it. Previous Performance Quotes They Could Bring To The Franchise: Seth Rogen (In a conversation about Peach): Luigi: Theres something wrong with her underwear. Mario: Yeah; theyre not in my mouth. Jonah Hill (In a conversation about Daisy): She wants my d*ck; in and around her mouth. Why these: Really? Do these need explaining? I would find them funny at least.