GTA V kicked off its prologue in the fictional, Fargo-inspired Ludendorff, North Yankton. We all knew the core game would take place in a parodied Los Angeles, but the beautiful, blizzard-y intro instilled us with hopes of some snowy peeks at least. Alas, no flakes were given until Christmas Day 2013, on which Rockstar gave us some holiday masks and blanketed the entire online landscape with white stuff. Now, snowfall may be considered science-fiction in Southern California, but video-games aren't real either! Some Christmas-themed DLC could give substantial context to this frightfully delightful weather. Imagine playing as bad Santa, but less Billy Bob and more flying-reindeer-with-magic-weapons. A GTA V Christmas Special available on Christmas morning? Rockstar would be silly not to capitalise on our seasonal sentiments. What a perfect time to introduce some rudimentary snowboarding and sledding mechanics on Mt.Chilad, freshly rechristened Mt. Chilly-ad. You know what else happened on Christmas? Die Hard.