6 Completely Insane Things Video Games Asked Us To Do

6. Jerking The PS Vita - Monster Monpiece

Gather round kids, and let me impart unto you one of the weirdest things to come out of Japan. If you research Monster Monpiece, wikipedia will tell you it is card battle game released in 2013, by developers Compile Heart for the PS Vita. It’ll say that players collect virtual cards and use them to battle foes.

If you ask anybody who’s actually played it on the PS Vita however, they’ll tell you that it’s a game that demands you jerk off your PS Vita. Yes, Monster Monpiece has one of the more innovative gaming mechanics of the last few years, termed the ‘extreme rub system’, where you grip the sideways Vita with one hand and pump your wrist back and forth in order to seal your cards. It doesn’t (or perhaps does?) help that the monster cards themselves are literally just scantily dressed school girls in alluring poses, who’s breasts and thighs jiggle as you touch the screen.

I guess you’ve got to respect the vision of the developers. You do you, Japan.