7 Insanely Powerful Joke Video Game Characters

7. Poo Snake - Blue Dragon

Ok, I know what you're thinking.

A snake. Made from poo. With wee little booties on and a mouth on its coiled turd of a tummy? This foe is going to get absolutely flushed in short order right?

Well, hold on their my friend, because while the design of this pink puree enemy might cause confusion and laughter, this little stinker is hiding a rather horrible and deadly secret.

You see, while individual poo snakes are easy to wipe up, they have a rather nasty ability to call for help with their default "attack" Summon Allies, which pulls more and more poo particles together into a horrible clump.

If you can't stop the deluge of droppings then unfortunately it might be you who is s**t out of luck as when the Poo Snakes reach critical mass, they'll transform into a Jumbo Poo Snake, which normally only exists as a secret boss found much later into the game.

As a result, an unwary party might end up being absolutely dumped on by this large and in charge snake very early on in their adventure, an experience which may indeed see you need to change your trousers.