7 Video Game Romance Choices THAT KILL YOU

7. Cubivore: Survival Of The Fittest - DEATH BY MATING

If you've never played Cubivore: Survival Of The Fittest then boy howdy are you in for a treat today, because this title is truly one of a kind. As a weird living block of flesh, your job is to take down the despot ruler of the land who has not only caused the decline of blocky biodiversity in the area but has also started destroying the world itself!

Pretty serious right? So how are we going to topple this tyrant? Well by ripping him limb from limb of course! But to do that efficiently we're going to need to get down to business and by business I mean MATING. Cubivore operates on a gameplay loop of your created creature finding mates using a "love tunnel" and then boffing all of them in one go before selecting an offspring that shares some of their unique abilities, combining them with your own.

As you mutate more and more, you develop new skills and powers, making you stronger and stronger! However, before you begin unzipping your pixellated pants, know this, for every mutation the old generation dies, meaning that you have the rather horrible image of emerging from the tunnel as a brand new beast, but seeing your dead dad outside.

Ah pops you died how you lived, irresponsibly shagging any creature that moved.