8 AGGRESSIVE NPCs Who Wouldn't Leave You ALONE

8. Adoring Fan - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Those who become Grand Champion in Oblivion's Arena will be, er, "rewarded" with the presence of an NPC known only as the "Adoring Fan" - which isn't just a clever name.

He's quite literally a fanboy who, if you entertain his nonsense for more than a moment, will follow you around and desperately try to inflate your ego with irritating flattery and offers of backrubs - a gambit that gets old fast.

You can't even call the perky, creepily smiley twerp useful in combat given that he'll run and hide at the first sign of trouble. 

And even in the event that he's killed, like Jesus Christ himself he'll be resurrected three in-game days later to pester you some more.

The guy literally won't piss off even in death, such that many Oblivion players have simply resorted to finding the most creative and hilariously unhinged ways to get him killed - like, best of all, tricking him into running off a cliff.