8 Video Game Goons You Felt Awful For WASTING

8. Grunts - Halo Franchise

The Grunts within the Halo franchise always stand out as an absolute curiosity to many.

Within the Covenant you have the noble (although some would say obnoxious), and deadly Elites, you have the horribly hairy and scary Craigs, sorry I mean Brutes, you've got the absolutely roid-headed Hunters and the Jackals who most definitely only browse the internet with incognito browsers. Each of these races brings a unique aspect of battle with them to the war against humanity either hitting like a truck or being able to level you from a country mile away.

And then we have the Grunts.

These goofy, stunted, and timid creatures may well outnumber Master Chief and friends, but they absolutely suck as warriors, quickly fleeing from the fight as soon as the tide begins to turn. They're easy to pick off and thanks to their little legs means that they ain't going anywhere quickly, meaning that you'll soon start to feel sorry for them.

On top of this, they're utterly hilarious, often pitching in with silly quips and terrified shrieks of terror as soon as the Master Chief casts a shadow onto them to the point where you actively try to keep them alive just so you can hear them spout of more one-liners.

Plus the lads huff pure methane to survive. They literally breathe farts all day. Just leave them be.