8 Video Game Items That Are 100% USELESS

8. Moogle - Final Fantasy Adventure

God Bless the humble Moogle.

Despite competing with the likes of the Chocobo, the Cactuar and the adorably deadly Tonberry, the Moogle is by far and away the cutest thing ever to exist in the Final Fantasy Universe.

Yet despite all of their cutesy aesthetics the life of a Moogle isn't always sunshine and Rainbow Rhythms my friend, for in the Game Boy title Final Fantasy Adventure not only is becoming a Moogle considered a curse, but it's also one that you can't even cure with items designed specifically to remedy it!

I know there are many, many things that would be worse to be turned into, but being a Moogle doesn't exactly make you a supreme combat specialist, reducing your attack and defense stats all the way to "well that's just hilarious" levels. Therefore when you've got one of the many, many Final Fantasy villains eyeing you up like you'd make a lovely pair of Moogle slippers, it's probably in your best interest to change things back to normal.

This is where the Moogle Potion should really come into play, yet thanks to the rather bizarre quirk of the player not being able to use items in the Moogle form and there being no way to get others to do the job for you, it becomes a potentially useful item rendered utterly useless by your stupid Moogle hands. I'm sorry they're adorable little mittens, but goddammit stop being so useless!