8 Video Game Weapons That Are Genuinely HORRIBLE

8. Land Shark Gun - Armed And Dangerous

The Land Shark Gun from the incredibly underrated Armed And Dangerous is a weapon that is deeply hilarious until it's suddenly not.

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I say this because the very sight of watching an enemy be torn apart by a shark that somehow swims through bedrock and then bursts through the ground is an utter laugh riot, the sheer spectacle of absurdity being something that could only exist within the realms of a video game. However, it's only when you switch the game off and sit back to think about the mechanics behind it that the Land Shark Gun becomes a weapon of terror like no other.

Just think about your final moments on the receiving end of this weapon, of watching that fin swim through matter like it actually didn't, and then feeling the rumble of rubble beneath your feet before a gigantic shark clamped down on your torso.

Yet your end has only just begun my friend, for now, you will be thrashed about for a moment before being dragged down into the ground itself, and trust me that is not a killing bite that the shark has on you.

Instead, your death will likely come either from suffocating under the earth as you're dragged down to hell, or even more horrifyingly, you might be torn apart as soon as your body hits the dirt as, you know, bodies don't go through solid floor.

Either way. Ouch.

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