You're playing FIFA15 online against some young rapscallion that has scored in a horrific manner to take the lead.
You equalise, and instead of focussing on getting another goal to take the advantage, you focus your attentions on doing the most petty thing that anyone can do on FIFA. Something so petty that is is strangely irresistible. EVERYONE has found themselves guilty of this most cardinal of sins at one stage of their virtual career.
You send your scorer round the perimeter of the pitch in a celebration that lasts well over 30 seconds and has your opponent breaking sweat while their controller bares the brunt of their frustrations.
The school of connoisseurs and students of the virtual game, that you are undoubtedly one of, are better than this.
They see a celebration for what it really is. A celebration is a moment of elation that when coupled with the artistry of choreography, is either the most delightful or painstaking sight in football depending on who has scored.
There are 40 celebrations of FIFA 15 that you can perform. Every one is a thing of beauty in their own right.
Some are simple, some are complicated, but all of them are worthy of being the proverbial cherry on top of your goal flavoured cake.
Here is how you perform each and every one of them.
38. The Moonwalk
Pay homage to the late great King of Pop, Michael Jackson by doing his trademark moonwalk. Shamone.
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Hold R1 and flick R3 to the left twice. Or, hold RB and flick RS to the left twice.