The USA take women's football immensely seriously, and their hard work has majorly paid off. The United States Women's National Team (USWNT) is a juggernaut of the women's game, with two World Cups, four Olympic titles, and seven CONCACAF Championships in their cabinet. Striker Abby Wambach is the top goalscorer of all-time in women's international football, and her fox-in-the-box predatory skills saw her bag five goals from around the penalty area in the last World Cup. Miroslav Klose incarnate.