You want to, you KNOW you want to. Do it. Now. Live out your 00s fantasy and sign Ronaldinho on a free transfer. The 35-year-old is a strictly short-term option, but with technical and mental attributes like that, he's worth a punt. He's the sort of player who will fade by the end of the first season, but if you're a low Premier League team looking for a shot in the arm - and a financial windfall from shirt sales - Ronaldinho is the man. He may not be able to feature in every game, but if you can slot him into a role with pace around him, then he could be a very shrewd signing indeed.