GTA: Ranking The 10 Funniest Characters EVER

10. The Truth

There's no one quite like The Truth, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas' resident hippie and conspiracy theorist.

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First encountered in Flint County, The Truth drives around in his personal van called 'The Mothership' and is convinced that the government is in cahoots with aliens.

Truth's missions are some of the most bizarre and hilarious in the series. What about the time he enlists CJ to burn his entire cannabis farm to the ground, or the mission to break into Area 69 to steal the jetpack?

He also speaks almost completely in nonsensical riddles. There's one particular incident where he's convinced that himself and CJ are being listened to by the government, and to counteract this, he tells CJ to think about a yellow rubber duck, and a pink golf ball. This is never explained further.

Then there's all the other madness of The Truth as well. Remember his astral goat, Herbie? Or what about the fact that he believes that JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin?

Truth is also a great believer in America being in a cold war for the last 45 years, purely because "snake-headed aliens" run the oil business.

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