GTA V: 10 Reasons You'd Be Insane Not To Play

By Danny J. DPurb /

5. Extra-Curricular Activities

I€™m talking about things like bowling, darts, strip-bars (ahem€ please no feminists attack, it€™s a game for people with instincts?) and god knows what Rockstar will be adding to the next edition, maybe Jackal mode? Imagine! A Bruce Willis type character (Hello Alex! My follically challenged friend, one of your brothers!), perched on the 30th floor with a Jack Daniel€™s and ice, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and sniping people, for fun! Psychopathic tendencies known to keep life worth living are one of the many things Rockstar embodied in GTA.

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But on a slightly more serious note, you€™ll feel like a man living in a realistically flawed world, fuelled by vices many find hard to get rid of. I can€™t help not think of Rodney Carrington€™s €œTitties & Beers€, in the name of some of you out there who find that indulgence in such, a contribution to happiness, you€™ll be ecstatic with the amount of crazy sh** you can simply do.