3. Mountain Lions Are More Terrifying Than Kids With Guns
His name is the mountain lion, and hell follows with him. Seriously, taking on a mountain lion is a terrifying business in Los Santos, so much so that Id much rather be faced with a police helicopter and a bevy of irritated NOOSE officers. Its honestly a surprise to me that they dont rise up and destroy the world their one-hit attacks clearly mark them out as superior to regular humans, and its only a logical step between that going all Talladega Nights and using large packs to control the major cities (if you got the joke there, youre a wonderful person worthy of song). Im really not kidding to your average Los Santonian (three times a charm) coming face to face with one of these beasts must be even more terrifying than coming up against a jabbering, dress-wearing Trevor Phillips. After all, at least he can only shoot your ankle off, but one of these Blaine County-prowling beasts would wear you like a hat if given the opportunity, and they move much quicker than Canadas finest headcase too. Admittedly, they dont shrug off a grenade launcher nearly as well, but I guess you cant have it all, really. So really, if like their band together like the airborne gangsters, you can pretty much say the futures going to be pretty furry. And not in that way, you pervert.