As much as I'd love to claim credit for the easy-pickings cow pun here, credit has to go to YouTube Robbaz for coming up with it. Yet the pun runs deeper than just the cows, as tying a bunch of them to a wind turbine perfectly captures the pointless fun that can be had with Just Cause 3. Of course you're going to do stuff like this, and there's absolutely no explanation you need to give for your actions other than 'just 'cause'.