There is no theory of evolution; just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. A bit out of left field this one; but an interesting prospect nonetheless. If they play off of the persona attributed to Chuck via the phenomenon of Chuck Norris facts then he could be a highly entertaining and lethal addition to the Mortal Kombat roster. It would also be a nice play off of Mortal Kombat's origins as a video game vehicle for Jean Claude Van Damme. Special Moves: Lots of martial arts based attacks set off with guns and grenades for projectiles; and, as we all know, beneath Chuck's beard there is no chin. Just another fist; so that has to make an appearance during a combo or X-ray attack. And roundhouse kicks; lots and lots of devastating, reality tearing roundhouse kicks... "FINISH HIM!" Something involving roundhouse kicks or the aforementioned chin-fist would be perfect. Another fun thing they could play with is that if you were lucky enough to beat Chuck and perform a fatality; he would recover and just walk away from the fight. Because, and this is a well known fact, Chuck Norris actually died twenty years ago; it's just that Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.